ALsnakehunter Needs Help Identifying This Tree

Exotic Bottlencanna. Normally found only on Recyclo Island. TJ

Buddy,
You obviously do not know what you are dealing with. That is a cedar tree with bottles on the limbs! You are dealing with voodoo sh#! man! Are you a Yankee or what? Down south we get some messed-up sh#! going down. Don't go back there man! I hope you did not touch anything! If you did, go by a bottled red soda water. Pour it over your left shoulder on the west sideof a busy street, then spin in three circles on your back counter clockwise and say, "Praise The Cabbage" six times. Good Luck. Will

Get out from in front of that tree !!!!it is for redneck target practice.