I'm dead sexy! (scotish accent)

I am a beautiful Blue phase nile monitor who is quite friendly. I like walks in the park, on the beach and just about anywhere. Warm up to me and I'll warm up to you. Where else are you going to find a Blue Phase Nile as cute as me??? And I'm only $200. For $400 more dollars, my owner will even throw in this big fancy custom cage. What a deal! I'm located in the Atlanta area and I'd like to find an owner close to home if possible. If not, thats cool too. My Parents are moving into an apartment and the complex doesnt think kindly of me. Will you give me a good home?